Hospital Policy Humor

The student nurse came into the room pushing a wheelchair as she informed me that the hospital policy required patients to be wheeled out upon discharge. I told her I didn’t need the wheelchair because I…but she interrupted me and insisted on me riding the wheelchair.

She pushed me to the elevator and before we went inside I again tried to tell her that I didn’t need the wheelchair because…but again she insisted and reminded me of the hospital policy.

Once out of the elevator and in the front lobby, she asked me if my husband was gone to get the car. I grinned to myself and looked up at her and said, “No, he’s upstairs in the bathroom changing out of his hospital gown!”

 Here is where I party!